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Post by Akiyamasan on Jul 15, 2011 23:42:53 GMT -5
The members of squad three jubilantly march into a fairly large bar called "New Serena" that lies in the 1st District of Rukongai. The restaurant provides a homey environment, and has a lot of distractions to it, as well as a front counter that gives you a view of the owner's exquisite collection of vintage alcoholic beverages.
You guys remember this place, right? I have always enjoyed the food that the barkeep prepares. Anyways, lets have fun everybody!
Hitomi smiles at her squad, and takes a seat near the front counter. She orders a cup of tea, and a bento of teriyaki from the barkeep, who promptly delivers her meal in record-breaking time. Hitomi serenly sips a little bit of the tea, and then gazes out at the squad members who've filed into the place, and were already engaging in sorts of revelry.
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Post by Katagami Sairou on Jul 17, 2011 17:14:36 GMT -5
Sairou walked into the bar behind the rest of his squad, with a smile on his face. He figured it was going to be a fun night, so he had brought some of his own 'supplies' with him in case he needed them. He sat down near his lieutenant before ordering himself his own set of tea and teriyaki.
"You didn't forget that 'let's have fun' in this squad means 'out-prank the Captain all night', did you?" he asked as he turned to Hitomi, figuring she would be the target of most of the pranks for the night.
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Post by Akiyamasan on Jul 17, 2011 18:20:16 GMT -5
Hitomi takes another sip of her tea, and then giggles as she sets down the cup. She turns to her captain with a little bit of a smile on her face, and nods to show him that she full-well understands what she's in for today.
It's always fun to see what these guys do. Hopefully it won't end up like last time, when Soichiro (Random names yes!) filled the place with a swarm of exploding locusts and frogs that wouldn't stop puking. I think I still find bug guts in my hair sometimes.
Unbeknownst to her, someone had slipped a small pill in her drink. She takes yet another hearty gulp, and begins to feel a little strange inside. She finds herself outright devouring her bento set, and orders another. After eating that, she orders another, and another, and another.
I'm.. havin' a lotta fun today... heheheheee.
Somewhat delirious at this point, Hitomi turns around and throws her chopsticks at some random squad member, who ducks it and responds by hurling a stink bomb that he prepared earlier. Hitomi catches this bomb and hurls it right back, where it explodes and fills the bar with an oppressive stink. The barkeep releases a hearty laugh, and opens a window while putting on a nose plug.
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Post by Katagami Sairou on Jul 20, 2011 23:01:36 GMT -5
"Let's hope not... we tend to break things or get people angry when we get too excited." Sairou said with a small laugh. The captain always kept a close eye on his subordinates when he took them out for events like this. It often turned out to be fun, but every now and then, there would be the 'freak accident' ending up in a building on fire, or a house destroyed.
While he was talking with his lieutenant, he noticed a hand retreating back to it's owner from Hitomi's cup. He sighed, and let his head lay low for a second, figuring out what happened after the lieutenant had a few more sips. "I was the diversion, huh...? I hate being the diversion..." he thought, knowing they slipped in whatever it was while Hitomi was busy talking with him. He just hoped it wouldn't end up too bad.
He didn't pay too much attention to the stink bomb until the odor filled his nose. He looked to the guy who threw it and stared at him, while the squad member cowered; knowing he was Sairou's next target. "Hm... well, at least the barkeep is good with these kinds of things." he said with a small laugh, taking hold of one of the syrup-filled balloons in his clothing, while waiting for his target to make for the restroom; which wouldn't be much longer considering the target's small bladder.
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Post by Akiyamasan on Jul 20, 2011 23:12:41 GMT -5
The effects of the drug have completely taken root in Hitomi's system, and she's now been reduced to almost insanity. She stands up off her stool and kicks over a table, which causes the man sitting there to shout.
Akiyama-san! What are you doing!? THIS IS MADNESS!
An angry look comes across Hitomi's face, and she draws her blade to this mans' throat in response. The man's eyes widen in fear, as he thinks he is about to be slain by his lieutenant.
Madness....? THIS! IS! SOUL SOCIETY!!!
With a hearty kick, Hitomi sends this man flying out of the bar, and out into the streets of Rokongai. The hilarity of this incident causes the squad 3 members to roar in laughter, as a certain shinigami attempts to retreat to the restroom.
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Post by Katagami Sairou on Jul 27, 2011 19:13:27 GMT -5
Sairou's eyes widened at Hitomi's behavior. "Violent drunk, huh?" he thought to himself before he quickly headed to the alley way behind the bar to get some supplies. When he returned, he had a large bucket, which he had filled with syrup, and a long string. He quickly jumped up to the rafters and tied the bucket there so it would land right on his target. He also put some water on the seat as a decoy, and moved the salt a bit closer to the seat while stirring his drink.
When he reached his seat, he took out the syrup-filled balloon and tossed it in his hands until the man came out. When he finally came out of the bathroom, Sairou called out to him before throwing a few of the balloons at him, which missed, getting syrup all over the walls. The man laughed at Sairou for having such lousy aim. Sairou simply replied with a mischievous smile, which made the man paranoid as he headed to his seat. He looked at his seat, noticing the water.
"Nice try Captain." he replied, relieved in his head it wasn't something ridiculous. At least, that was until Sairou pulled the string to the bucket, causing the man to be doused in syrup. The man just stood there and sighed, before the second part of the prank hit him.
Sairou threw a few "bombs" containing flour in them, causing the man to be covered in flour-topped syrup. The other people around the table who were laughing at their syrup-covered comrade, now had the same face as him now that they were covered in flour. Their captain simply stood up and bowed deeply, before letting out a loud laugh.
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Post by Akiyamasan on Jul 27, 2011 19:28:17 GMT -5
Hitomi gazes back into the bar to notice a bunch of white figures in it, recognizing them as ghosts, she charges in their direction while waving a chair over her head.
Y'dang spooks! Immaaaa getchaa!! cuz immaa ghoostbusterrrruhh...
The "ghosts" who are actually just a few poor bewildered squad members begin running around the bar in an attempt to escape Hitomi's drug-induced wrath. Unfortuantly their attempts are to no avail, as Hitomi eventually catches up to them one by one, and delivers solid haymakers, knocking the poor fellows unconcious. She picks up the poor sap who was covered in syrup by the collar, and holds him in the air, and then screams out.
ARE YOU NOT ENTERTAINED!? IS THIS NOT WHY YOU ARE HERE!?
She tosses the poor fellow aside and goes back to her previous seat. She then begins to sloppily devour what is left of her teriyaki dish with uncharacteristic disregard for manners.
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Post by Captain Stelevein on Jul 31, 2011 19:33:02 GMT -5
Stelevein knew all too well that squad three would have a prank off, he also knew where it would be. As stelevein usually kept his nose out of this, he figured it couldn't hurt to pull off the ultimate prank. Stelevein hid his reiatsu as to keep them from knowing he was there, he watched as everything happened and finally and idea hatched. Stelevein pulled out his Zanpakutou and called to it silently, "Refract Illuminada" He said before using his Prismatic omen to blind everyone who was in the bar including sairou.
As everyone became blinded he knew he didn't have much time, he had to act fast. He used his shunpo to quickly move through everyone and snatch al the bottles of Sake, he placed them all outside in a barrel, aside from three bottles. With the three bottles in his hand he moved to the squad member sairou had just recently pranked, he poured a bit of sake on his face to wake him up. As the man came to, stelevein grabbed him, sake in hand and moved the memeber behind Sairou, once done stelevein opened a bottle of sake and poured it onto Sairou, then handed the last bottle to the squad memeber who he had just recently picked up; as to make it seem like it was his doing.
As that was done Stelevein used shunpo to quickly leave, right as he had got out everyones vision came back.
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